TOP TEN LISTS (As
presented by Andy and Larry during the 20-Year Reunion Program):
Andy - "Here's tonight's first Top Ten List..."
Here are the Top Ten Reasons
To Attend Your 20-Year Class Reunion:
#10) So you have had a reason to workout for the last two days!
#9) See that all the people who you thought were nerds, are actually way cooler, better looking, and make all the dough..
#8) So you can confirm that Howty has not aged one day since graduation
#7) So you can get all liquored up and exaggerate how important you are!
#6) You get to tell the same story over and over again about where you live, how many kids you have, and what you do for a living...
#5) You get to ride on that float tomorrow
#4) You get to remind yourself why you only see these folks every ten years
#3) You get to see a special hot swimsuit photo at the end of the program
#2) You can watch Larry and Andy make asses out of themselves
And the Number One Reason to attend your 20-Year Reunion…..
#1) You get to see Chuck Halsted in his speedo swimsuit!!
Larry - "Here’s our second Top Ten List….."
Here are the Top Ten Giveaways
that you grew up in Two Harbors:
#10) You think 80 degrees outside is too hot
#9) You insist that the proper pronunciation of the word sauna is “SOW-NA”
#8) You think deer hunting season is a national holiday
#7) “Vacation” means going to Valleyfair
#6) On more than one occasion you have explained to a tourist that the big building up the hill IS NOT a prison.
#5) When giving directions, you always start by saying, “Yeah, ya wanna head north on the state road…”
#4) You had Curling and Cross Country Skiing during 10th grade phy ed class from a guy named Bear
#3) You have no idea why anyone would need to have a water softener or an air conditioner in their home
#2) You still have scars from sliding down Suicide Hill
And the Number One Giveaway that you grew up in Two Harbors:
#1) Most of your dates consisted of going to The Place or The Sidetrack followed by beating endless loops through town
